Good morning Sir, how can I help you?
Shut up dickhead. You’re not a journalist. You don’t get to ask me questions.
Very good sir. By all means have a look around. We’re open till 5.30.
What a loser. Don’t you have anything better to do than sit around in this scummy shop all day? I’m just in from the States, where I spend a lot of time.
How nice. I hear it’s been unusually cold over there recently. Continue reading “Breitbart London editor Raheem Kassam goes shopping”